Well, I’m diving into the world of reviewing food.
Wait, let me rephrase that.
I’m diving into the world of reviewing “food”.
What better place to start than a novelty taco at Taco Bell? I like to tell myself that I don’t eat fast food that often but that’s not always true. I try to diet sometimes and I usually can stick to it for a while but when I fall…woah brother! Do I fall hard. Daily trips to Wendy’s are not all that uncommon and if there was a Taco Bell closer to either my job or home it would be dangerous.
Sometimes that “I NEED TACO BELL NOW” craving comes on in uncontrollable levels that can’t be contained until I cram as many soft shell tacos down my gullet as possible. Doesn’t matter if it’s 4 in the morning (well, it does since most Taco Bell locations are not 24/7), when that thought enters my mind it just does. not. shut. up.
When the wife and I saw the commercial for the new Doritos Locos Tacos…well we knew we were in trouble. It’s the perfect idea for the union of two of the ultimate junk foods to join forces. Why had this not happened before? Hell, why hadn’t anyone made a more flavorful taco shell up to this point? Making a taco shell a big, orangey, dusty Dorito could only have taken this long to happen because it’s so damn obvious.