I want to tell you a story about a friend I had. He’s a mean motherfucker and he’s super bad.
He’s the kind of brother that rules a town, even the coroner follows him around.
His afro’s so bad it won’t ever relax. When he go to the barber they part his hair with an axe.
And he’ll be hauling you out with the rest of the trash, if your mouth write a check that yo ass can’t cash! 

That friend, of course, is our favorite Vietnam vet, ex-CIA agent and the master of dealing with Kung Fu treachery himself, Black Dynamite. After successfully dispatching with the group of drug dealers and street thugs who dispatched with his brother and kept drugs in the community (in the orphanages, no less!) we catch up with our hero right after the events of the movie as he’s about to uncover the worst vacation resort to ever be: Slave Island.  (more…)